Club Cupid

(set: $name to (prompt: [What's your name?], "Enter Your Name")) <img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Loading%20page.png"> Hey $name, welcome to influencer hotspot Hyde, where the drinks are strong, the music is loud, and the men are... well, let's just say they're a mixed bag. Tonight, we've got four eligible bachelors vying for the heart of you, $name. But here's the catch: only one of them is a nice guy. That's right, the rest of them are certified LA douche bags! So, how will $name figure out who's the real deal and who's just faking it? Well, $name will have to ask some tough questions, observe their behavior, and use her intuition. And let's be honest, you're gonna need all the help you can get. You ready to party? [[But I'm not 21... -> Do you have a fake ID?]] [[Lets go! -> Entrance]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:magenta)) <script>audio_background.play();</script>

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Loading%20page.png"> Do you have a fake ID? [[Obviously.-> Entrance]] [[No... -> Know any pervy club promoters?]]

You're in! Ah the sweet smell of daddy's money and overpriced drinks.... Where do you want to go first? [[Time for some shots. Lets hit the bar. -> Bar]] [[I love this song. Lets dance! -> Dance floor - INTRO BLADE]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Loading%20page.png"> Know any pervy club promoters? [[Yes! -> Entrance]] [[Still no. -> End]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Loading%20page.png"> Sorry $name, wrong move. Better luck next time! [[One more shot at love?-> Entrance]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/INTRO.png"> Good luck getting the bartender's attention, this place is slammed. Wait, $name, don't look now but that blonde guy is ''totally'' checking you out. [[Look-> Meet Gavyn]] [[Don't look ->Meet Gavyn 2]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/dancefloor.png"> The dance floor is packed with sweaty bodies pressed against eachother.... fun, right? Smells like a boy's locker room in here. I swear I just saw a famous TikToker to the left... should we go look or keep dancing? [[Let's investigate. ->Find joey]] [[ No let's dance! -> Blade]]

[[<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png" id="gavyn"> ->Get to know Gavyn]] <p> $name, I said don't look! OMG, he's totally coming over here! <style> #gavyn { cursor: pointer; } #gavyn:hover { content: url(https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20hover.png); } </style>

[[<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png" id="gavyn"> ->Get to know Gavyn]] <p> Ah it's too late, he's already making his way over to you... those pesky LA boys. </p> <style> #gavyn { cursor: pointer; } #gavyn:hover { content: url('https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20hover.png'); } </style>

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png"> Meet Gavyn, prince of Silverlake. He loves artisinal coffee and carries his camera with him everywhere... apparently also in a nightclub. He's wearing a Pink Floyd t-shirt and a pair of Vans. Is the effortlessly cool thing real, or is he secretly a try hard? "Hey, I'm Gavyn." [[Nice to meet you, I'm $name-> Gavyn continued]] [[Not interested, next please. -> INTRO CRUZ]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png"> "I saw you trying to order a drink, the bartender is actually a friend of mine so I can hook it up. What do you want?" [[Vodka Cranberry-> moregavyn]] [[Tequila Soda -> moregavyn]]

[[<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/cruz%20at%20bar.png" id="cruz"> ->Get to know Cruz]] <p> You managed to escape Gavyn but you can still feel a pair of eyes on you. A dark figure emerges from the crowd. He's got perfectly slicked back hair and his arms are covered in miscellanious tattoos. He looks like the lovechild of Machine Gun Kelly and Ed Hardy. Meet Cruz. <style> #cruz { cursor: pointer; } #cruz:hover { content: url(https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/cruz%20HOVER.png); } </style>

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png"> You just scored yourself a free drink, maybe the night is looking up! [[Ask about his camera.-> camera]] [[Ask about his band t-shirt. -> t-shirt]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/cruz%20at%20bar.png"> "Hey beautiful, what's your name?" [["It's $name"-> Cruz 1]] [["It's none of your business."-> Cruz 2]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png"> "I just got into photography while I'm between jobs. I'm really into capturing the raw, gritty, real-life moments. I don't do anything posed or contrived. You wanna see some of my work?" [[Um, sure?-> showwork]] [[Maybe later. -> work 2]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png"> "To be honest I don't really know who this is, I just found this shirt at Goodwill. I'm really into thrifting and sustainability, you know? Like I'm actually vegan, too." [["Is that Rolex thrifted, too?"-> call out]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png"> You realize he's going to show you anyways, [[showwork<-right?]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavynphoto.png"> He turns the camera towards you and starts to flip through the menu. It looks a bit like he's struggling to figure out the controls. He shows you a blurry picture of a beaten up skateboard. "Pretty good, right?" [[Totally.-> nice]] [[They suck.-> bad]]

[[<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png" id="gavyn"> -> call out]] <p> "Yeah, I'm thinking of selling some prints as a sort of passive income thing. I got that whole struggling artist thing going on." He gives you a wink. "I wouldn't say that Rolex on your wrist screams struggling artist." <style> #gavyn { cursor: pointer; } #gavyn:hover { content: url(https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20hover.png); } </style>

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png"> Gavyn looks up at you with a blank stare. "You don't have to be a bitch about it." [[Throw your drink on him.-> INTRO CRUZ]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavynphoto.png"> He turns the camera towards you and starts to flip through the menu. It looks a bit like he's struggling to figure out the controls. He shows you a blurry picture of a beaten up skateboard and a deeply overexposed sunset. "Pretty good, right?" [[Totally.-> nice]] [[They suck.-> bad]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png"> Gavyn looks up at you with a blank stare. "I mean it's technically my dad's so it's totally sustainable." [["How did your dad afford that $30,000 watch?-> reveal]] [["Um... sure?"-> no reveal]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png"> Gavyn is silent for the first time all night. "He, uh, has some shares in ExxonMobil." [[ "Doesn't sound so sustainable to me..."-> more]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/gavyn%20at%20bar%20ROLEX.png"> Gavyn is silent for the first time all night. He stares at you blankly. "So $name, want to come back to mine?" [[ Bye, Gavyn. -> INTRO CRUZ]] [[ Sure, why not. -> End]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/cruz%20at%20bar.png"> "Lovely name, it's actually the same as my ex's." [[Um.-> Cruz 3]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/cruz%20at%20bar.png"> "Feisty, I like it." He takes a step toward you, he's so close you can smell the mixture of vodka and redbull on his breath. Gross. "You wanna dance?" [[Engage.-> Cruz 5]] [[Disengage.-> Cruz 6]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/dancefloor.png"> He grabs your hand and drags you to the dancefloor. Is this supposed to be a Pitbull remix? "I love this song!" Of course he [[confrontation<- does.]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/INTRO.png"> I wasn't feeling it, either. Let's go [[ Dance floor - INTRO BLADE<- dance!]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/cruz%20at%20bar.png"> "No she and I totally are on good terms." Cruz smirks slightly... do you even want to know what that means? [[Ask him to clarify-> Cruz 4]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/cruz%20at%20bar.png"> "Well, we kind of have this exchange business, you know? I give her free ink and she does some favors for me." Oh. "You interested, $name." [[ "I mean..." -> End]] [["Oh god no."-> Cruz End]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/cruz%20on%20dancefloor.png"> A group of girls bump making their way onto the dancefloor bump into you and Cruz. One girl spills her drink on his boots as she tumbles to the floor. You bend down to ask if she's okay when you hear... "Watch where you're going, clumsy bitch." He's staring straight at the young girl beneath you two. [[ WTF?! -> confrontation 2]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/cruz%20at%20bar.png"> Cruz takes a step back, his eyebrows knitted together. He scoffs and rolls his eyes. "I DIDN'T EVEN WANT YOU ANYWAY, $name." [[ This guy sucks. Let's hit the dance floor. -> Dance floor - INTRO BLADE]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/cruz%20on%20dancefloor.png"> "You can't just say that!" you yell. "Seriously, $name? Be nice and calm down please." [[Keep fighting Cruz. -> confrontation 3 - END OF CRUZ]] [[It's not worth it. -> dancefloor alone]]

Sorry $name, wrong move. Cruz gets you kicked out of the club. What a douche! [[One more shot at love?-> Entrance]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/dancefloor.png"> //Finally// he's gone. Let's go [[ Dance floor - INTRO BLADE<- dance!]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/joey%20background.png"> You weave through the crowd, dodging spilled drinks and flailing arms. Wait, is that who I think it is? Wasn't he [[Get to know Joey <- cancelled?]]

[[<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Blade.png" id="blade"> -> Blade con ]] <p> You feel someone grab your waist from behind. He smells like he just took a bath in Axe body spray. <style> #blade { cursor: pointer; } #blade:hover { content: url(https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/BladeHOVER.png); } </style>

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Blade.png"> "What's up pretty lady, I'm Blade" Meet Blade, Santa Clarita native who says he's from LA to pick up girls. Spoiler alert: it doesn't work. As a self proclaimed DJ, one might imagine Blade is a master of spinning beats and setting dance floors ablaze, but in reality, his only skill is spinning excuses for why he hasn't made it big yet. He ''swears'' Diplo will notice him soon. [["Tell me more." -> Blade 2]] [["Are those sunglasses? In the club?" -> Blade 3]]

[[<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY.png" id="joey"> -> Joey 1]] <p> Meet Malibu barbie @joey-fuxx He has the IQ of a goldfish but thank god for those 600 thousand followers on Instagram and his washboard abs, right? He's got this mysterious vibe about him. No one really knows much about him other than the fact that his name is Joey and he exclusively goes by his Instagram handle. No really, I heard he makes his hookups say it in bed... <style> #joey { cursor: pointer; } #joey:hover { content: url(https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY%20HOVER%20REAL.png); } </style>

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY.png "> "Hey pretty lady, you a fan?" [["Of who?"-> Joey 2]] [[ "Weren't you cancelled? " -> Joey 3]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY.png "> He stares at you blankly. Poor thing, not a thought behind those eyes. "Of me...?" [[ Play coy. -> Joey 4]] [[Give in and tell him his thirst traps are inspiring. -> Joey 5]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY.png "> "I mean I wouldn't put it that way..." [[ "Didn't you say a slur on national television?" -> Joey 6]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY.png "> "Do you actually not know who I am...?" I think he might be tearing up.... [[ Bruise his ego some more. -> don't know him]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY.png "> "Thanks! Honestly, everyone is always saying how easy it must be to be an influencer, but its just as difficult as any other 9 to 5. Like yesterday, I had to film ''three'' different brand deals for Bang energy and hit the gym ''twice''. By the time I got home to my content house it was 10:00 pm. I would argue this job is actually harder than most." [["Right..." -> Joey 9]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY.png "> "Does Love Island count as national television?" Yes, yes it does. "I mean it was kind of bullshit, how was I supposed to know I still had a mic on?" [[ "Sounds like they totally set you up..."-> Joey 9]]

<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@joeyfuxx" target="_blank" id="joey"> <img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/joey%20instagram%20updated.png" style="cursor: pointer;"> </a> [[ "Wait weren't you cancelled for saying a slur on national television?" -> Joey 6]] <script> // set the href to the TikTok profile URL on click document.querySelector('#joey').addEventListener( 'click', function() { window.location.href = 'https://www.tiktok.com/@joeyfuxx'; } ); </script>

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Blade.png"> "Are you a fan of EDM? Like are you into festivals and stuff like that?" [["I'd rather die, actually." -> Blade 4]] [["Yeah actually I am!" -> Blade 5]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Blade.png"> "Oh these?" He pulls the neon pink shades from his eyes. "These are my pit vipers, dope right?" [[Totally... -> Blade 2]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Blade.png"> "You just haven't heard my music yet," he smirks. "I'm about to get signed actually, you wanna listen?" You watch him grab his phone from the back pocket of his joggers and open [[Bladebeats<-SoundCloud]].

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Blade.png"> "Dude, you should totally listen to my beats." You watch him grab his phone from the back pocket of his joggers and open [[Bladebeats<-SoundCloud]].

<a href="https://soundcloud.com/user-775428043" target="_blank"> <img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Blade.png" id="blade" style="cursor: pointer;"> </a> <p>"This is a little something I cooked up for the fans."</p> [["So how many listeners do you have?" -> Bladeexposed]] \

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Blade.png"> "I mean right now about 30 people on average, but I'm about to release some new music and it's definitely gonna blow up..." He's starting to look nervous.... is he sweating? "My friend of a friend walks Diplo's dog so it's only a matter of time, you know? You better get a piece of this now before I'm famous." [[ "I thought you said you were about to be signed?" -> Bladeexposed2]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Blade.png"> "Oh yeah... that was more like a figure of speech." Sure.... [[Keep talking to Blade. -> More blade]] [[ Say you have to go to the bathroom. -> Bathroom]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/Blade.png"> "Do you wanna go back to my place? I mean it's technically my parent's house but they let me post up on the couch." [["Eh why not! You only live once, right?" -> End of Blade]] [[ Time to escape -> Bathroom]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/bathroom.png"> Thank GOD! I thought you were never going to get out of there! Let's go find that famous [[Find joey<-guy.]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY.png "> "That's what I'm saying!" Joey takes a step forward. "$name, is it just me or are we totally vibing right now?" [["Totally vibing out" -> Go home with Joey]] [["I'm not so sure..." -> Joey Rejection]]

Sorry $name, wrong move. You were seriously going to go home with //that// wannabe? [[One more shot at love?-> Entrance]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY.png "> "Should we go back to mine and film some Tik Toks? My fans would love you." Should I step in now or later? [[Go home with Joey-> Joey end]]

<img src="https://alexandraluvsfrankie.neocities.org/graphics/JOEY.png "> "Well I didn't even want you anyways, $name. You should see the girls in my DMs!" I think it's time we say [[goodbye to Malibu Barbie.-> End 2]]

Joey grabs your hand and ushers you toawrds the club's backdoor. Is it just me or does everyone seem to be staring right now? $name, maybe this isn't such a good idea... [[Go home with Joey anyways. -> Joey more]] [[Slow it down a bit and tell Joey you want to go back inside.-> Joey cancels you]]

Looks like you couldn't find your LA prince charming tonight, $name. It's a tough job weeding out all those douchebags, but don't worry, we'll be here for you to swipe left and right on some new prospects. Keep your head up, and remember, sometimes you gotta kiss a few frogs before finding your Hollywood Hills mansion-worthy prince. [[Restart->Start]]

Sorry $name, wrong move. Trust me, the potential Tik Tok fame is //not// worth sticking around that caveman.... [[One more shot at love?-> Entrance]]

"What do you mean? You literally told me you thought we were matching each other's energies... you werepractically //begging// for me to take you home!" Can someone give this guy a reality check? I think it's time we say [[goodbye to Malibu Barbie.-> End 2]]